

At the end of the year, she opens up to him and speaks emotionally about her failure as a speech therapist and about her depressing life. A strict woman, Miss Samson dislikes this, but nothing she does gets Sedaris to stop. Defying Miss Samson, he starts avoiding all s-words, using elaborate synonyms.

This, he believes, aligns him with a group of children who are unpopular, and he senses that the teachers might as well refer to them as the “future homosexuals of America.” Thinking this way, he wonders if his teachers are also capable of identifying the future alcoholics or “depressives” in their classrooms. Sedaris hates this, partially because he’s one of the few boys in school who needs speech therapy. Every Thursday, Miss Samson (the therapist) takes him out of class and brings him to her office, where she tries to train him to banish the lisp he has when saying the letter s. The opening essay recounts the time he’s forced to see a speech therapist in the fifth grade.
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As a child, he lives with his father, mother, and sisters. The book’s first essays detail his upbringing in North Carolina. Me Talk Pretty One Day is a collection of essays about the everyday life of the author, David Sedaris.
